What’s A Crumpet?

What’s A Crumpet?

I bought crumpets this week. I’ve never bought crumpets before. I don’t like crumpets, they are weird and the base tastes burnt even though it isn’t. I’ve never liked crumpets.

C however likes crumpets. He tried them at pre-school and they let him butter his himself, therefore crumpets are the best things since sliced bread as far as he is concerned. So I bought crumpets. I toasted said crumpets and proudly presented them along with a knife and the butter for him to butter himself.

“Mummy, what’s a crumpet” said C carefully buttering them….

“Well, that’s a crumpet” I said pointing at his plate and smiling sweetly….

“Yes, mummy but what really is it” he asked rather sarcastically and with a tone of you really are stupid mummy….

“Erm well, it’s like, erm, it’s a, erm, it’s like a pancake isn’t it?” I mumbled…..

“It’s not like a pancake mummy, it’s not flat” says C, looking at me like I’m really stupid now……

“Well, maybe it’s like a muffin with holes in?” I ask…..

“Mummy, it’s not a muffin, muffins are buns” he said. No, I’m not going to split hairs and say I meant English Muffins and not the bun variety…..

“Well, I don’t know then C, what do you think a crumpet is then?” I asked getting a bit worried at this point that I might have to resort to google to satisfy his need for an answer….

SIGH, and another you are stupid mummy look, “It’s a bakery item mummy!” ……

Well that told me then didn’t it? He must have got that from pre-school or Balamory or something like that, because I don’t think I would ever say bakery item!

Am I the only one whose toddler tries to trick them with questions that they already have an answer for or ones they stand no chance of answering?

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What I’m Wearing for #Cybher 2012

What I’m Wearing for Cybher 2012

What to where for Cybher has been a hot topic of conversation across the blogosphere for a week or two now and I have to admit I might have been having a mini panic over what to wear.

I’ve never been to a blogging conference before so I didn’t know if there was some sort of secret, or even not so secret dress code that I should adhere to. Sian’s, the brains behind Cybher, advice was to wear whatever you feel comfortable in so here is my current outfit for Cybher. I say current because I’m fickle and I could change my mind between now and then!

Cybher 2012

So we have from L to R and top to bottom:

1. My favourite bracelet in the world. I bought this with the money I received for my 30th birthday from Las Vegas, it’s by John Hardy and a very prized possession

2. Coral Blazer from Matalan, this is a lot brighter in the flesh and is a pretty bold choice for me. I’m not afraid of colour but wouldn’t normally pick something this bright but for some reason it spoke to me and I just had to have it

3. Tea Dress from the Be Beau range at Matalan. I love printed dresses and I was drawn to this one because I liked the contrasting colours

4. Selection of bracelets from Next, just for a bit of co-ordinating accessories as they go nicely with the dress

5. The Billy Bag my husband bought me for Christmas a few years ago, he chose this all by himself and I LOVE it!

6. Ye Olde Faithfuls. These boots are a staple item in my wardrobe, they go with so many different items, are comfier than any other footwear I own and they are just pretty cool

7. My favourite necklace, just to add a little bling.

So there you have it, my Cybher outfit. Let’s just say that if you want to meet me you won’t be able to miss me in that Blazer! If you are heading to Cybher, say hi and take a look at other outfit posts here

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Partners In Crime

Partners In Crime

This weekend I was very lucky to meet the beautiful Rachael aka Lplate Mummy. We have been friends online for about 4 years but up until now we haven’t had the opportunity to meet.

I was nervous but excited on the way to Twinlakes to meet the family. Nervous that maybe we wouldn’t get on, that maybe being friends via the internet didn’t make for real life friends, maybe I wouldn’t like her, or much much worse maybe she wouldn’t like me. Maybe the children wouldn’t get on, maybe they would misbehave…. But I was also very excited, excited that we would get on, that we would have a great day and that my online friend would be a real life friend too.

I needn’t have worried. Rachael, her hubby and her two children (Little Miss and Little Dude) are all lovely. It sounds strange but it wasn’t like meeting strangers, it was like meeting long lost friends. From the second I saw them my nerves vanished and I felt instantly comfortable.

The children got over their shyness quickly and soon C and Little Miss were thick as thieves, running round and enjoying all the rides and play equipment. C has been talking about his new girlfriend ever since too. LissyLou was making eyes at Little Dude and tried to kiss him a few times. I definitely have two little flirts on my hands, they get that from their daddy!

Twinlakes was brilliant, we enjoyed the great combination of rides, animals, soft play and playgrounds. Well worth a visit and inexpensive for a full day out. We will definitely be heading back.

I want to sincerely thank Mr Lplate (who is very lovely, patient and tolerant of children’s activities) for running round after the children so that we could have a good natter and thank them both for a lovely picnic dinner, drinks and treats. We really appreciated all the effort.

At the end of the day it was very hard to say goodbye for the children and for me. I haven’t told Rachael this until now but I did shed a little tear as they drove away (I know I’m a big softie!)

Partners in Crime

Ready for the day

Partners in Crime

C was excited!

Partners in Crime

The start of the day

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A little shy and nervous at first

Partners in Crime

Partners in Crime

Thick as thieves!

Partners in Crime

Great slide, I think I enjoyed this more than the kids did!

Partners in Crime

We loved this ride

Partners in Crime
Roll on the next meet up, I know the Ramblings family are all looking forward to it already!

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Silent Sunday 06/05/2012

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Let the games commence – making your home a fun house

Let the games commence – making your home a fun house

We’ve all heard about the decline of the British pub. And it may well be true that communities are not what they once were during the spirit of the Blitz, the smoking ban seemed to hit local boozers particularly hard, and even government taxation is making us give the local a wide berth with the price of a pint flying up.

But another reason could well be that staying in is simply far more fun than it ever has been before. A feature of interior design over the past decade or two has been the general trend towards shaping the inside of our homes to maximise our fun, rather than preserve a sense of decorum; few people have drawing rooms these days, but increasing numbers of us indulge ourselves with a games room.

 

Old-school…

So, if staying in is the new going out, what are your options? Of course, there are always cards, dominoes, or good old-fashioned board games, but to really bring the flavour of the village local into the home you need to think slightly bigger. A pool table is a brilliant option – provided you have the cueing space. A full-size American table is 9ft long (but frequently available in an 8ft variety), while the trusty old British pub table is 7ft. As with anything, you can pay thousands, but you could also pick up a less expensive version, or a reconditioned pub table for far less with a bit of savvy shopping.

If you have less room, but want something of the pub games atmosphere, you could consider shove ha’penny . This great little game sees players ‘shoving’ old-fashioned coins along a wooden or slate panel, aiming to get them to stop in between markings on the board. Fiendishly difficult and able to summon up unearthly levels of competitiveness, shove ha’penny has brought generations of my own family around our little wooden board many a time.

If you’ve got a decent garden, then how about stringing up an outdoor badminton kit to make the most of the summer?  Alternatively, if you have either a really big room you are happy to give over to games – or you have a level, hard outside area – then you could bring the continental campsite vibe to your plot with a table tennis table. I’ve just moved to a place with a patio, and bought a table, so as far as I’m concerned, this summer is the perfect time to paddle the ping-pong ball.

…or hi-tech?

Of course, these more traditional pursuits won’t be for all. And speaking of ping-pong, we’ve come a long way since Pong on the black and white TV in the lounge was the height of excitement.

With the overall trend in technology to make things smaller, cheaper and more accessible, experiences which were necessarily once only enjoyable in a games arcade are now within the reach of an average person. Console games have effectively emulated and even surpassed the arcade experience, packaging it up into a neat glossy box which sits beneath your TV, and costs – relatively speaking – very little.

And if you want to improve the immersive aspect of all this, you can bring the arcade home with you. For example, if you love driving games, then rather than relying on a simple control pad, you can fix yourself up with a dedicated gaming seat which will cradle you and play sound through the headrest-mounted speakers, while you use realistic pedals and a steering wheel. Guaranteed to keep the hardiest gamer occupied for hours!

Playing games at home – whether digitally, or with a 19th century coin in your hand – can be a cheap alternative to a Saturday night out, stocking up on booze at the supermarket and a few nibbles and squint a little and you might even be down the pub anyway! But while you might end up saving money in the long run, getting set up could cost a few hundred pounds. An option could be to spread the cost by using a credit card with an interest free introductory period and that lets you collect rewards. Just think of how much fun you could be having this Saturday night all in the comfort of your own home, all the benefit of the boozer but the comforts of your own living room!

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